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Toad and Mario Kart are never going to be same again, thanks to pornstar Stormy Daniels' newest claims about the United States President Donald Trump.슬롯 머신 사이트 추천In her upcoming book Full Disclosure, Daniels has described the penis of Trump as "smaller than average" but "not freakishly small". Daniels compares it to Toadstool saying it's like "mushroom character in Mario Kart" (Kinopio). And since then Twitterati has been rolling out Mario Kart and mushroom jokes슬롯 머신 사이트 추천like never before.
According to an early copy of the book obtained by The Guardian, Daniels writes, "He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool슬롯사이트� I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...It may have been the least impressive sex I슬롯사이트d ever had, but clearly, he didn슬롯사이트t share that opinion."슬롯 머신 사이트 추천Is Donald Trump슬롯사이트s D*ck Like a Mushroom? Pornstar Stormy Daniels Describes It Like Toadstool From Mario Kart
Here is how Twitterati reacted to it:
If you are interested in video games, do not try to find out why Mario Kart is trending. You슬롯사이트ll thank me later...
슬롯사이트� Ares (@areswrestler)
That was most of us
Me: 슬롯사이트Oh wow Mario Kart and Toad are trending? Did they announce a new game overnight?슬롯사이트�
Me, 3 seconds later:
슬롯사이트� Gene Park (@GenePark)
Memes, jokes, puns, wits all involving Trump has created a hilarious laugh riot on Twitter.
*opens twitter*
"Donald Trump's penis is shaped like a mushroom from Mario kart"
*closes twitter*
*sets fire to phone*
*launches phone into fucking pluto*
슬롯사이트� TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon)
We all thought the same!
Here I was, innocently thinking a new Mario Kart game had been released.
슬롯사이트� Victoria M. Walker (@vikkie)
Toad and Mario Kart together are going to wage a war at all of us.
Stop mentioning Toad and Mario Kart, people. You슬롯사이트re destroying my childhood.
슬롯사이트� Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq)
Pretty sure
The mushroom community is in disarray over this morning슬롯사이트s news.
슬롯사이트� Turnip (@Turnip2020)
We apologise to mushrooms too
And from this day forward mushroom sales fell and the term mushroom was never heard the same way again. A fungus that had survived the mushroom cloud and abuse during the 60s, could not withstand this (hideous) association and ceased being part of the American diet.
슬롯사이트� David Rothkopf (@djrothkopf)
Sorry mushroom character for letting you become the bag guy for a crime you did not commit.슬롯 머신 사이트 추천 Daniels in her book describes herself as슬롯 머신 사이트 추천"a little girl back in Baton Rouge just trying to survive and spend time with my horses". She came to the public eye after reports stated that Donald Trump's lawyer Michael Cohen paid her USD 130,000 as part of a hush agreement to keep quiet about an alleged affair she had with the current President in 2006.
(The above story first appeared on LatestLY on Sep 18, 2018 11:43 PM IST. For more news and updates on politics, world, sports, entertainment and lifestyle, log on to our website latestly.com).
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